Lindsay Lohan is saving lives each and every day with her kindness, charity, and wisdom.
Lindsay Lohan is basically the most Christ-like person the world has seen since, well, Christ.
Do you think Ms. Lohan is infused with the power of God, like a modern day prophet, or is she a goddess unto her own right, and the truth of her divinity may or may not be revealed within our lifetimes?
I would worship her she is wearing High Heels………
who???NEVER heard of her
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she does more for the planet than god
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Oh yes, most definitely. I attend the Church of Lindsey every Sunday. They teach the importance of using drugs and alcohol to get on a higher spiritual level.
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No, I waterboarded her last night, and she said nothing about it.
(Well, that’s what she told me to call it.)
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2 points
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She is only infused with the power of Booze, Coke and Penis.
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I would worship her she is wearing High Heels………
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"Do you think Lindsay Lohan is infused with the power of God, or is a goddess herself?"
no.
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Nah, shes just retarded
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Ms Lohan makes Christ look like Satan. She is the personification of good and purity and people need to start worshipping her the way she deserves!
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…Sure, why not. *lol*
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