Do you think Lindsay Lohan is infused with the power of God, or is a goddess herself?

Lindsay Lohan is saving lives each and every day with her kindness, charity, and wisdom.

Lindsay Lohan is basically the most Christ-like person the world has seen since, well, Christ.

Do you think Ms. Lohan is infused with the power of God, like a modern day prophet, or is she a goddess unto her own right, and the truth of her divinity may or may not be revealed within our lifetimes?

I would worship her she is wearing High Heels………

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  1. Fireball says:

    who???NEVER heard of her
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  2. ۬۬ says:

    she does more for the planet than god
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  3. Lauren =) says:

    Oh yes, most definitely. I attend the Church of Lindsey every Sunday. They teach the importance of using drugs and alcohol to get on a higher spiritual level.
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  4. Liberal Asskicker says:

    No, I waterboarded her last night, and she said nothing about it.

    (Well, that’s what she told me to call it.)
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  5. daddeo01905 says:

    2 points
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  6. Prometheus Unbound says:

    She is only infused with the power of Booze, Coke and Penis.
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  7. Acinonyx jubatus says:

    I would worship her she is wearing High Heels………
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  8. AJWiddershins says:

    "Do you think Lindsay Lohan is infused with the power of God, or is a goddess herself?"

    no.
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  9. Tool7 says:

    Nah, shes just retarded
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  10. cc says:

    Ms Lohan makes Christ look like Satan. She is the personification of good and purity and people need to start worshipping her the way she deserves!
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  11. RaTz says:

    …Sure, why not. *lol*
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