did you know Christ wants a relationship with you?

are you gonna give Jesus the opportunity to be the Lord of your life? you do realize you don’t have to be "satanist" to serve satan don’t you? if your not serving Jesus then the only other left is satan. you don’t have to be possessed either. this is for anyone that hasn’t surrendered to God not just a certain group.

If he wants it so bad, he knows where I live.

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  1. Kimberly S says:

    I’m left speechless.
    What about the other religions who think you’re serving their devil?
    hmmm….
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  2. Love is Free says:

    Thanks for sharing your opinion.
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  3. Shnitzel says:

    "Christ wants a relationship with you?"

    Does he have lubricant?
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  4. Ol' Doc says:

    Sorry, I don’t swing that way….LOL
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    –It is the soldier, above all others, that prays for peace. For it is he that must bear the wounds and scars of war. – MacArthur

    –I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are nothing like your Christ – Gandhi.

  5. gutbucket says:

    No, I don’t want a "relationship" with an imaginary being. That’s just weird.
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  6. Jesus Nails says:

    Hey, stop talking shit about me or ill pop a cap in yo ass nigger.
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  7. ghfghfshsfghhfssh says:

    I’m flattered, but not interested. Maybe we can still be friends…..

    By the way, if you are trying to convert people "surrender to God" is FAR too aggressive and scary, so you might want to tone down the old rhetoric there, or you scare of some potential surrendees of God, or Christians as they like to be known.
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  8. Kyle S says:

    I thought Jesus hated gays, why does he want to be in a relationship with me? Hypocrite.

    Oh and FYI, it’s just as much a sin to try and force your beliefs on others, so I guess I’ll see you down in hell.
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  9. near says:

    Shut up and sleep with me.
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  10. The Passenger says:

    No thanks. I’m already in a relationship with my husband and I’m not interested in threesomes.

    Plus, I have no desire to spout crazy.
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  11. Nick ♥ Sean says:

    "Lord of my life"

    Yeah, THAT’S going to convert people.
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    LaVey Satanist

  12. billthakat says:

    Prove it.
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  13. Dreamstuff Entity says:

    If he wants it so bad, he knows where I live.
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  14. JOExHIGASHI says:

    Only the sith deals in absolutes
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  15. [Dana] says:

    Yes I do know :)
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  16. Moops says:

    La ilaha illa-Allah, Muhammadur Rasulullah!

    There is no God but Allah, and worshipping Jesus is idolatry. He is a prophet, not the son of God.
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  17. god_of_the_accursed says:

    Instead of making blind assertions, why don’t you try to support your claims? So how about it? Do you have any evidence?
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  18. miyuki & kyojin says:

    I am stunned, Jesus Christ want be my lover you say? My lover Kyojin is giant strongman and martial artist, he lift Jesus of one hand, toss him across room if he flirt at me. I born Japan, only one person of 217 is Christian here, Japanese Christians also believe Shinto, Sun Goddess Ameratsu is our chief deity, you give Amertsu opportunity be lady of your life, if not serve Ameratsu, you serve false gaijin kami = foreign gods. Actually, Kyojin show me no gods and no devils exist, we not serve your god or your devil, they are imaginary, Ameratsu is beter if wnt any goddess.
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